Somebody feed Katie Price
Altinkum | Nov 17, 2009 | Comments 0
Jordan
Every day, Peter Andre must look to the skies and say: ‘Thank you, God’. Thank you not only for getting him out of his marriage to the car crash that is now Katie Price, but thank you for giving her the rope to hang herself that serves only to make us appreciate his own saintliness.
It is bizarre that as the show was kicking off in the jungle, all the stories were emerging about the one person who hadn’t even gone in yet.
Katie had allegedly been rude to fans in LA, she had ranted about the possibility that she might be going in sooner than she had expected. And, having had her nails done for the second time in 24 hours, she apparently asked for her shellfish to be peeled in a restaurant. Oh, somebody feed her to the lobsters, for goodness sake.
Upon arriving, she declared that she was just there for some peace, ‘away from the paparazzi’. Colin was speculating as to whether Stuart, being the only available man, might end up having an album out by Christmas, if Katie were to get her claws into him (her very well manicured claws by now).
The show’s not about me,’ she said, which is right down there in the honesty stakes with Simon Cowell calling The X Factor a singing competition.
Colin and Justin were keen to find out what Katie was really like, not least because they had read that she had rudely refused an interview with them.
They were also keen to find out a bit more about her new boyfriend’s cross-dressing. So am I.
Presumably the only clothes he gets to choose from are the ones in Katie’s wardrobe, which will only make him look as if he is auditioning for the Rocky Horror Show.
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